And Another One.

Yeah, Catherine died too. RIP.

Goodbye Amelia.

Today, I had to dig my very first grave for a good friend of the younglings and myself as well. Her name was Amelia the guinea pig. She was found yesterday afternoon, lifeless in her Bionicle jar where she slept. To spare from anymore tears shed by the younglings, I buried her today as they were still in school. She is survived by the younglings, my sister, her sister Catherine the guinea pig, and myself. Goodbye Amelia, you were cool.

The Fisherman and The Guy Who Sells Paper Clips.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there lived two Siamese twins except that they were not conjoined and they were not twins. But they were brothers.


They used the bathroom together all the time.


Little did they know that their year will end in euphoriologic gooderness.



It all started with a paper clip salesman named Mark.


He was walking along to the next house for his next sale until something extraordinary caught his eye.


He was omegaly attracted to this specimen who performed an act of great strength that Mark wished he had and so he tried to strike a conversation with her by seeing if she was interested in buying paper clips.


As you can see, she was not interested in the paper clips.

He began to shed tears. Uh, well it was a mixed emotion of sadness and joy. Tears of sadness because he blew his only chance of befriending her. Tears of joy because that was the very first time he came into physical contact with the opposite sex.


Although this girl rejected the salesman's paper clips, she was infatuated with him and so she accepted his friend request. Her name was Arianne and they were bonded together like glue. But without the 30 minute wait to dry because this was magic glue. Magic love glue that dried in the quickness of an eye. Uh, the quickness of a blink of an eye.


Mark happy! But that was just the beginning.


There lived an unsuccessful fisherman named Gen.


It was the summer of 2009 and the other fishes in the sea were not too fond of Gen for he was unattractive and sweaty and he had banana hands.


But out of the great blue, time stood still and for the very first time, he caught something. There was something different about this fish that contrasted her from the rest of the fishes in the sea. She was indeed a fish with wings, a flying fish in fact, a magical creature of the waters. Yes, even more magical than The Chicken Of The Sea. By the way this is the only unoriginal picture that was used. I don't know how to cite this source so I'm going to say that I Googled it.


The fisherman took a snapshot before she flew away and faded into the vast sea of stars that lit the dark sky.


He immediately went straight home to tell his brother about what he caught that day but Mark did not believe Gen for flying fishes were mystical creatures that only exist in dreams. Gen showed Mark the snapshot he took of her and he was dumbfounded.


And so the legend of the flying fish lived on. Her name was The Dom. But probably the next chance of seeing her again is when pigs fly, which is like never.


(5 months later, New Years eve) As the months passed until now, Gen wakes up every morning in a nostalgic state as the images of The Dom flooded his mind. He knew he had to see her again before the year ends.


And so the brothers set out on a journey in a race against time to find the mystical creature known as The Dom but what they didn't know was that along the path, they will have to help the needy in a series of situations that might jeopardize their chances of finding The Dom in time.


Along the road, the brothers teach a bear to climb a tree.


Then they restore the hope of children who lost their belief in Santa.


Then they find a girl who lost her balloon and so they give her an invisible one.


Then they gave people lessons on how to drive a spaceship.


Then they put a smile on a girl's face by giving her an ice cream cone.


Then they find a girl who is in desperate need of some gum and so Gen sacrifices a piece of the gum he was chewing to fulfill her need.


Then Mark teaches people the wonders of multitasking.


Then the brothers chip in gas money for a stranded family. And an extra cent so they could go home safely.


Then they teach people how to read.


Then Gen breast feeds those who want to reminisce their childhood.


Then Mark teaches little children karate so they could defend themselves from the bullies of their school.


Then the brothers find a solvency for the sexually frustrated women.


They encouraged people that its okay to express their homosexuality.


They even worked with the mentally challenged.


They gave water to those who were suffering from thirst.


And they fed the hungry.


They even let the blind know when the time came to make a wish.


Mark also gave the mongoloids hope that they too can marry.


And Gen taught the public that if you like Twilight, you are gay. By the way, Taylor Lautner is a mongoloid.


They even supported Jesus at his birth by traveling all the way to either Bethlehem or Nazareth or Heaven or wherever he was born. Maybe Jerusalem? I'm not too sure.


By the time the brothers were done providing assistance to the needy people, it was 11:45 pm on New Years eve. The brothers were exhausted with almost no time left to find The Dom before the year ends. It was nearly impossible but the new friends that the brothers made were so thankful for their lending hand, they made the brothers a wish pie made up of stardust and wish smegma.


This wish pie was good for one wish and since Mark already has his own piece of happiness, he let his brother have the wish. And so Gen made a wish and as you can see, he wished as hard as he can and blew the candles.


The lights went out and everything became dark. God's voice was heard, "With a raise of hands, who here thinks this fisherman deserves his request to be granted?". And the chosen ones raised their hands one by one.






And so the wish pie was consumed and it was hella good, especially the smegma.


Pigs began to fly.


And Gen's wish was granted.


And the fisherman got the chance to see the flying fish once more before the year ended.


Gen happy!


Braders happy! And they lived happily ever together. Fin.