M.M.

Arriving at my high school
At about 7:42
In my white BMW
Parking in the student parking lot
Then I got caught lookin at you
Lookin kinda cool
Lookin kinda cute
Lookin kinda beautiful
With yo hair down
Making me smile for a while
But flippin it upside down into a frown
Because of the fact that no doubt that
You'll never go out with this clown.
After second period passing period
Then I saw you
Walking the halls with Lily
Tryin to suck in my belly
Tryin to look fit
But it hit me
What about my man tits?
What about my zits?
Hopin sweat aint drippin and pourin down my armpits.
I remember when we had Ms. Dannenberg together
Makin my sophomore year alot better
You were hella smart from the start to the end
When you're around, my heart starts thumpin
As I try to hold my fart in
Then I realized I was crushin
Now I'm blushin
Flushin with the blood rushin to my face.
The only evidence to trace
Is the girl that always places first in her races
Everyday basis
As the other racers chase you
Cause you always tie your laces.
It was you, the girl with blue eyes and the braces
With the blonde hair and the grace
With the brains and the cool name
The beautiful smile and the beautiful face.

Yo check it.

Yo check it,
There's this girl I met at school
Just a fool lookin for a cool girl
I get nervous when I'm around her
My stomach beginning to swirl
And I feel like a gotsta hurl
Giving me a natural high
Making me feel like I'm flying high
Feelin like I died twice
Then coming back to life three times which was kinda nice
But knowing I gots no chance to slow dance with her
Maybe its cause my pants are not fancy enough
Or maybe its my sweaty hands lookin nasty and clammy
Oh man, see thats a double whammy that deserves a Grammy
I knew I should've wore my cool jammies that all the cool kids rock
Trying to roll with the cool flock
With the cool black kids and the popular jocks
I wish I was the cool cat that rocks your socks
But I'll never be that cool
Cause I'm just a crazy fool just crazy for you
You'll never see me and you holding hands at school
Cause its just hella embarassing for a ugly unfit guy like me
Going out with a cool pretty girl like you
Without a doubt, I'll just be the nasty gum under your shoe.

I'm Back.

After weeks without internet due to a janky modem, I am back online. Now I can continue my daily blogging.