Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi?

Je veux créer un sandwich de pain pour cette fille parce qu'elle me donne cette sensation de bonheur comme un astronaute dans un arbre. Avec espoir elle ne comprend pas de français.

La Fin.

WTF is wrong with my parents?!

So like I was taking a shat in my bathroom right next to my parents room. As I was in the zone, I heard some moans and groans and deep breathing in my parents room. I immediately start to worry because I thought my parents were having health problems. I listened a little closely and guess what? My freaky parents were doing the nasty. FML.

Roses Are Red.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are beautiful
And you should go out with me.

Happicentage.

90%.

Reason:
-Finished homework.
-Figure this one out.