Letter To Girl.

Dear girl,

I'm gonna trip you and you'll fall in love with me. And if you fall in love with me, our love won't age like milk because that's gross but our love will age like fine wine but wine is bad because its alcohol so I guess our love can be like Aquafina because I like Aquafina because it is good and it is healthy because there is no calories in it because it is water. Whenever I see you, my brain produces a ginormous amount of dopamine which is a chemical that makes a human super happy. Me going out with you is like a cup of mud going out with a sunset. But it's cool because all that matter's is whats inside which is our liver, kidneys, intestines and what not because without them, we would die. But anyways, you can teach me how to be a thief because you stole my heart. But it feels like I still have it because I feel it beat whenever I see you. By the way I need my heart back cause I don't want to die. When we eat sandwiches, I'll be the one to eat your crust since most people hate the crust. When you can't sleep, call me and wake me up. That way we can miss some sleep together. And if you're sick, I'll still kiss you. That way we'll be sick together. We'll go to the movies and you'll pay cause I'll only have about sixty five cents. But for sure I'll pay next time. We'll go to the beach and build sand castles but yours will always be better than mine. We'll sit on a speed bump and watch the streetlights turn on but I gotta call my mom so she won't worry. And we'll build a rocket ship and we'll go to outside space. I'll be the one to give you the moon, the stars, the world, Jupiter cause its super big, and the other planets because the solar system model set is on sale at Walmart for $19.99.