Saturday, October 31, 2009

A New Look.

Dear reader,

I hope you like the new look on this sexyful ass blog. I like starfish.

Fin.

Friday, October 30, 2009

A Different Morning.

Today, I woke up.
Honestly, I dreamed of something dope.
Ended too soon.
SPACE, a box of stars and wine.
Don't even try to figure it out.
Only know that the answer is what you read.
Maybe you'll figure it out but hopefully not.

Fin.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

A Letter To Tom.

Dear Tom,

Thanks for letting me have my own space. I remember that you were my very first friend and you were a very good one too because you kept me posted with bulletins that would help me become a better Myspace civilian. By the way I think you should clean your mirror because that flash exposed like some toothpaste. You had a good run but don't worry, you'll always be a legend in my (Face)book.

Your comrade, Gen.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Thanks.

So I gots my own ticket to happiness but I didn't want to be the only one on the happy boat. Alongs comes this girl named uh... Sparianne. Yeah, Sparianne, and she had two tickets to board the happy boat, one for her and an extra to give away. The extra went to my brother, Flark, and together we were all on the same boat. Dear Sparianne, thanks.

Autumn.

Whirlwinds of autumn breeze swirl the passed away leaves as I crunched them. The sun was golden like Honey Bunches Of Oats as it marinated in the purple sky. My hat flew away. Dirt went in my eye.

Fin.

Monday, October 19, 2009

That Day In A Nutshell.

So like it was a Sunday night
at about 6:45
at a parking lot right?
and like there was hella fishes roaming around
but you'll never guess what grabbed my sight
it was this girl and she was lookin kinda cool
but lookin too cool for this fool to pursue
I was trynsta maybe meet her sometime soon
cause I was diggin her smile and her gray cardigan too
and then Angel introduced me
to the young lady with all the pretty
my palms were kinda sweaty
and my knees were like jelly
and whoa nelly, there were moths in my belly
my heart beating heavily
as I try to breath steadily
and the dopamines were rapidly produced then fused
with the "I like you" hormones that went loose
as I was being introduced to someone new
her name was !@#$%&
and like I thought she was hella bomb,
that I went home and told the pops and the moms
I even went on Myspace and told Tom
but soon, the time of goodbyes arrived before my eyes
and then the sad took over
but the glad wasn't over
as I said goodbye and sighed with delight
with this fosho ass feeling of yeah inside.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

No.

Spiders, juicy fruit, Arrowhead water, the dentist, being broke, war, traffic ticket givers, douchebags with pretty girlfriends, douchebags in general, hyperhidrosis, sneezes that hurt, people dying, Jack Nicholson, Disney Channel, The Jonas Brothers, Kidz Bop commercials, Harry Potter, buzzkills, heights, getting in trouble, waking up hella early, being lonely, seeing other people be lonely, carcinogens, genocide, sad stuffs, seeing fat people drop their food, not knowing how to swim, getting hurt, being hella hungry, being hella full, homework, global warming, pollution, animal cruelty, wedgies, stepping on gum, gum flavored gum, fighting, bad guys, when gas is low, low battery on phone, AIDS, people that suffer from hunger, getting lost, traffic, Asian kids that act hard but they're not, party poopers, when I'm buying something and I'm like 20 cents short and so I can't buy it, when I can't find the other pair to my sock, finding holes in my underwear, finding holes on my socks, street cleaning days, cram nights, when the sun is mad, when homeless people ask for change and I give them a dollar and like they get all mad cause they want more, dudes that are all goody two shoes when they're around girls but douches in real life, bullies, not funny people making people laugh, loud black girls that copy my homework, the fact that all my fish ran away, and Satan.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Yes.

Pokemon, friendly animals, Snapple caps, sunflowers, grass that is green, sky that is blue, wheat fields, clouds, snacks, avocados, people that think I'm cool, looking at happy people, the pops, the moms, my turtle, Tom Hanks, Zooey Deschanel, finding lost money in jeans, showers, Pantene, dreams, thoughts, this one girl named !@#$%&*?, smiling, saying hi, giving high fives, giving reverse high fives, giving hugs when I'm not sweaty, sexual activities, masturbation, mastication, my right hand, sometimes my left hand, cock blocking, cock helping, Spiderman, sleep, daydreaming, hole punching, MILFs, sausage fests, teachers that think I'm smart, when my parents laugh because I know I'm not in trouble, phone calls, texts, voicemails, qwerty, blogging, writing, Boogaloo, funk, Tim Burton films, water bottles, hide & seek, rainy days, the smell of gasoline, telling people to keep the change, letting people go first on intersections, space, the moon, the planets, the stars, nostalgia, pretending that I'm in a movie, making people stuff, people making stuff for me, milk and cereal, photography, peach ice tea, Jones soda, the sun when it is not mad, love, peace, really good PB&J sandwiches, naked people, old people that dance, being green, ordering a water on the rocks, breakfast for dinner, Jamaica, airports, and whoever is reading this.