A Letter To Tom.

Dear Tom,

Thanks for letting me have my own space. I remember that you were my very first friend and you were a very good one too because you kept me posted with bulletins that would help me become a better Myspace civilian. By the way I think you should clean your mirror because that flash exposed like some toothpaste. You had a good run but don't worry, you'll always be a legend in my (Face)book.

Your comrade, Gen.